My Funny Old Uncle

My old uncle was very old,
in his sleep he snored.

He didn't have the strength to walk,
but still about winning Olympics he'd talk.

His pj jokes were never funny,
but after cracking them he was happy.

He dreamt of having six pack abs,
but only thing he had were flabs.

He said he loved facebook as just by saying sup,
with hot girls he could hook up.

He liked reena, tina and kim,
but in the end he got sandals hurled at him.

But whatever i say,
my old uncle was nice in some way.

Human Life

In this barren world,
i didn't trust anyone,
i didn't trust God,
or anyone like my only son.

I thought i was alone,
but then i saw a light,
closely saw father his dog with his bone,
couldn't believe my sight,

Father told me human life is a gift,
so don't live it alone and sad,
and towards helping people i must drift,
small mistakes shall be forgiven than being at them mad,

now today i realized,
that it wasn't my father but God,
there to help me,
realize that human life is precious.